my bbf!!!

yes people.. it's the bbf's birthday today!! happy happy happy birthday bbf/pinky/shitty/d/didi/trophy friend.. today she turns 30.. yeah.. the big 3 0!! and she is at this moment celebrating it in grand style somewhere in manhattan.. with 25-35 of her closest people.. most of which constitute her fan club.. you know who you are! :)

so.. what can i tell you about her? well.. where to start.. d and i met when she was 9 years old and i was 8.. it's been a love/hate relationship since then.. she offered me gum, i already had some so i was like.. "step off b*tch!".. ok, maybe not in those words.. but she got me back.. oh yes she did.. below please find the d list:

favorite sentences:
1. it's not fair
2. but why?????
3. get the f*ck out of my way you mother f*cker piece of sh*t (usually said when she's zooming through the streets of manhattan on her blades)
4. nounou, why can't you try to understand me?? (because i'm a robot!)
5. you two are always ganging up against me (usually about me and my 1/3)
6. oh please, like he can get better than me??
7. nounou, will you marry me?? (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA)

what NOT to wear around d:
1. tube tops.. she will.. and she has pulled them down.. trust me, ask anyone that was in the gaslamp last year during memorial day weekend..
2. skirts.. she will and has pulled them up.. one of my traumas as a teenager!! you're welcome everyone on 57th street in 1993!!!

what NOT to do around d:
1. whatever you do, don't make her laugh too much.. she won't make it to the bathroom.. and if you think i'm kidding.. believe me, i learned the hard way..
2. eat fast food..
3. eat WHITE bread..

I could go on and on with the list.. but the fact is this.. we have been in each other's lives for over 20 years.. yeah.. 20 years.. i don't consider her just my bbf.. she is a part of my life.. the part that has crazy ass sicknesses and diseases that no one has ever heard of.. but still a part.. ahahahahah.. i'm just kidding.. in reality though.. d is awesome.. she is, by far, the most entertaining person i know.. it's like being friends with 20 different people at once.. she laughs.. she cries.. she is confident.. she feels insecure.. she goes through the range of emotions all within a day.. and there are times.. you just step back thinking.. "is she for real".. the thing is.. i think she is.. if this is a role d is playing.. she deserves an award.. because she has never faltered.. she is true.. she is who she is.. and she is finally learning NOT to apologize for it.. and nothing could make me happier..

She's my trophy friend.. i take her out and show her off.. she's hot stuff.. and i will get her to really believe that one day.. she's getting there.. slowly but surely.. she gets knocked down more than anyone i know.. because she puts herself out there.. 1000% every single time.. she says she's scared.. but i don't know anyone more fearless than her.. she gambles with her heart.. more than anyone i know.. but you know what.. at the end of the day.. if she's been "broken" and after a few thousand tears.. she wipes her eyes.. and slowly starts putting herself together again.. and the person she becomes is always better and stronger than the one she is leaving behind.. and for that.. i am sticking around.. she is awesome already.. and she will just keep getting better.. i have faith in d.. but unfortunately, i won't be able to talk to her again till april 18th, 2007.. yeah.. that's the rule.. she's too old to talk to people like me.. ahahahhhahahah :)

love you dddddddddddd.. happy birfday.. can't wait to hear about last night (the parts you remember at least!).. ahahahahahaha..

bbf nounou