soccer moms..

I have no issues with soccer moms.. none whatsoever.. but last night when i was out in Pasadena.. it's like i found their mecca!! Seriously.. a restaurant / bar filled with parents that lucked out in finding some teenager to watch their kids for the night.. and basically going ALL out since they never have that opportunity.. and i'm not exxagerating.. i was a bit taken aback when we first walked in and i was told.. and i quote "this was THE place to be in the 80's".. Ok, it's 2006.. and those same people are still in there!!!!!

After getting over the shock of that.. i just hung out.. with the people i went with.. we ended up meeting some guys.. well, they did.. i'm 10 years younger than the younger one.. so yeah.. i'm not into guys in their 40's or 50's.. and those guys definitely were.. so i kind of pretended that my cell phone was the most fascinating thing in the world.. and well, the text messages going back and forth validated that point :)

So.. as hard as i was trying to blend into my surroundings.. and not make eye contact with any of the guys in there.. i raised my head.. and smack in front of me was this guy doing some random "ass dance".. let me try to explain it.. it basically consists of shaking your ass around.. thinking you look REALLY good while you're doing it.. while in reality people are thinking.. "what the f**k??".. And of course.. this is the guy that wouldn't take no for an answer.. so i hit the dance floor with him to the beats of "brown eyed girl".. and his dancing just got wayyy worse as the song continued.. i have never been happier to have a song finish... no joke.. so i go back to my seat.. and they're all cracking up and asking what the hell that was about.. i had no answer.. i still don't! :)

So.. it's now like 1 something.. and most people are wasted.. i was driving.. so i just had that one glass of wine.. and it's amazing how different a night can be when you drink vs. being sober!! I got back on the dance floor.. they played some Usher.. so i had to get back in there.. and some kid starting dancing with me.. he looked like he was about 12.. ahahahaha.. it was ok though.. and highlight of my night .. this really tall guy comes up to me.. he's wasted.. reeking of alcohol.. stumbled over to me.. put his hand on my shoulder.. and goes "you're beautiful.. congratulations.. really congratulations".. So... there's nothing better than drunk congratulations.. how random..

So.. that was a part of my night.. then i got home.. decided to put a load of laundry into the new washer/dryer combo thing that we have.. and let me just say.. each load takes about 4 hours.. it's a nightmare.. in addition.. at about 3:30 am.. between the rinse cycle and the softener cycle.. i was in bed.. on the phone (that's a whole other story..) and all of a sudden i heard a war going on in my kitchen (that's where the w/d is).. so i rush in there.. and seriously.. it looked like the machine was possessed.. it was OUT OF CONTROL.. making such a commotion.. hitting up against the wall.. and it had completely moved out of its' space!!! So.. yeah.. i guess that's my payback to mr. "getting it on upstairs".. he has sex.. i do laundry.. ahahahahahaha.. i think we're even! :)

Ok.. well.. that's it for today.. i got to bed at about 6.. have been up since 9.. and am on my way out in a few minutes.. i think that i'll be in bed by like 10 tonight.. i'm going on 9 hours of sleep in 3 days..

zombie,
nounou :)