911 emergency.. hmm.. no??

Ok.. people.. US readers you might be able to identify with this.. as for the rest of you.. you will find this as hilarious as i did.. :)

This week has been a crazy week at work, there are a bunch of people here from the NYC office, so it's definitely been more crowded than usual.. and one of the people who shall remain nameless is just not "there".. like.. he just doesn't get things as fast as he should.. and you'd think living in nyc he'd be faster and on top of things.. well.. not at all.. (example the evian flip-top bottle took over 3 days to figure out.. NO JOKE!)..

Anyway.. to dial out of this office.. you need to press the #9.. so i guess he was making a phone call earlier today.. he pressed the first 9.. then he pressed another 9.. followed by a 1.. and then another 1.. what's that make?? Yeah, you guessed it 911..

For those of you that have never called 911 (me included).. it seems that you cannot just dial those numbers and hang up.. so i am blissfully unaware of all of this happening in the office next door.. and the phone rings.. so i answer.. and it's 911.. and i'm all.. excuse me?? She goes.. we got a call from this number followed by a hang-up.. and i'm all.. i don't understand what you are trying to tell me.. so she continues with "is everything ok, is the building secure.. can you not talk?".. ahahahahahaha.. and seriously.. i am CONVINCED this is an april fool's joke.. because come on now.. so i'm all.. everything is fine.. and she tells me there was a hang-up form here and that i have to make sure it's all good.. so i check.. and it's fine.. as i knew it would be.. We're about to get off the phone and she goes.. well.. could you please send out a memo to ensure that this doesn't happen again? And i said sure.. i mean.. we're a WHOLE 5 people in this office.. i might as well, right?? Ahahahahahah.. and here's the kicker.. she's all.. well we're going to have to send an officer out there to secure the area.. so i was like.. ok.. sure.. 5 minutes later.. the doorphone rings.. and it's the LAPD.. so yeah.. my first instinct was RUN!! Ahahahahahah.. kidding kidding.. but it's the hottest officer EVER.. and he's all giving me looks like i am holding everyone else hostage (i'm Lebanese.. i guess it makes sense.. ahahahahah) so i go.. you're free to have a look around.. and he goes.. that's ok.. i trust you ma'am as he's looking over my shoulder and down the hall.. i mean.. seriously now.. all this for a HANG-UP!! So.. yeah.. i didn't send out that memo.. because i know exactly who did it..

Honestly now.. is it just me or is that not a perfect ending to an insane-ass week?? Bring on the weekend babyyyyyyyyyyyy!! :)

awesome end.. seriously!
nounou :)